Bus Stop dialogue from John Waters’ “Mondo Trasho”
LADY 1: Is that a boy or a girl?
LADY 2: Is it a faggot?
LADY 1: It’s a dyke.
LADY 2: No, it’s a hippie.
LADY 1: A communist?
LADY 2: Perhaps it’s a drag queen.
LADY 1: Or a wash rag queen.
LADY 2: It’s probably a speed freak.
LADY 1: Or a pothead.
LADY 2: Or a muffin queen.
LADY 1: Look at her. It’s just a whore.
LADY 2: Or maybe a golddigger.
LADY 1: She’s a hustler.
LADY 2: Yeah, or some sort of intellectual.
LADY 1: She’s probably a rimmer.
LADY 2: Hmmm. Maybe a speed freak.
LADY 1: A chicken queen.
LADY 2: Or a shrimp freak.
LADY 1: But, but it could be a narc.
LADY 2: Yeah, or maybe a beatnik.
LADY 1: Or a junkie.
LADY 2: Yes or an acid-head.
LADY 1: Or a spade.
LADY 2: Or just a gigolo.
LADY 1: Just a flower child.
LADY 2: Yeah, a shit-kicker.
LADY 1: Or a red.
LADY 2: Yeah, or a glamour girl.
LADY 1: Maybe she’s some just sort of snob.
LADY 2: Maybe just some Polack.
LADY 1: Or a warmonger.
LADY 2: Yeah or an S&M queen.
LADY 1: Oh, it’s just a teenager
LADY 2: Yeah, maybe it’s one of those Hell’s Angels.
LADY 1: You think it’s a baby butch?
LADY 2: It could be a fag hag.
LADY 1: Or maybe it’s a b-girl.
LADY 2: Yeah, or a closet queen.
LADY 1: A hairhopper.
LADY 2: Yeah, maybe a movie star.
LADY 1: Well, she’s a dropout of some sort.
LADY 2: Yeah. What is that word? Uh, dingleberry.
LADY 1: Or a draft dodger.
LADY 2: Yeah, or maybe just a runaway.
LADY 1: Or some sort of, you know, peacenik.
LADY 2: Yeah, or a hooker.
LADY 1: Or she’s one of those Yippies.
LADY 2: Mmmm. Maybe it’s one of those jet-setters.
LADY 1: But I’ll bet it’s just a whore.
LADY 2: Yeah, or maybe a dinge queen.
LADY 1: A rimmer.
LADY 2: Yeah, or a size queen.
LADY 1: A hustler.
LADY 2: Oh, she makes me sick.
LADY 1: Whore.
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